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Competitive Puns

• Rupert: Mmmmm, their green tea and lemon grass is so good
• Me: Haha so contradictory! Energizing green tea with calming lemon grass? You're going to confuse your body
• Rupert: well it tastes delicious, really refreshing.
• Me: I'm just TEAsing :3
• Me: Hope I'm not in hot water
• Rupert: You're starting to make my blood boil.
• Me: What a steep gesture :p I'll just leaf you alone.
• Rupert: Must you always infuse everything you say with bitterness?
• Me: oh honey, you know you're my cup of tea
• Rupert: Sugar, you're so steamy
• Me: I Love your creativi-tea, your sinceri-tea and the simplici-tea of our love. it's quite the trini-tea if I do say so myself
• Rupert: thanks sweet-tea pie
• Me: Awww te(spanish for you and tea) quiero. you've imbibed yourself in tea pun knowledge
• Rupert: Haha, yeah, you might say we've over-steeped the line.
• Me: ... fine you win.