Competitive Puns
- Rupert: Mmmmm, their green tea and lemon grass is so good
- Me: Haha so contradictory! Energizing green tea with calming lemon grass? You're going to confuse your body
- Rupert: well it tastes delicious, really refreshing.
- Me: I'm just TEAsing :3
- Me: Hope I'm not in hot water
- Rupert: You're starting to make my blood boil.
- Me: What a steep gesture :p I'll just leaf you alone.
- Rupert: Must you always infuse everything you say with bitterness?
- Me: oh honey, you know you're my cup of tea
- Rupert: Sugar, you're so steamy
- Me: I Love your creativi-tea, your sinceri-tea and the simplici-tea of our love. it's quite the trini-tea if I do say so myself
- Rupert: thanks sweet-tea pie
- Me: Awww te(spanish for you and tea) quiero. you've imbibed yourself in tea pun knowledge
- Rupert: Haha, yeah, you might say we've over-steeped the line.
- Me: ... fine you win.
