New Years resolutions:
All I can think of so far are: 1: Make my bed right when I wake up 2: Party on NYE next year 3: Continue running 4: TAIKO DON DON I’ll think about the rest later. The most important is NOT doing what I’m doing for New years eve this year next year. :( HI TUMBLR!
Clara C- Fool’s Gold
Oop.. it's official
My tolerance is gone. I just had a few swigs of a dessert wine. Alcohol content: 4.5%. Guess who is starting to buzz? ME! AWESOME! I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A CHEAP DATE! WOO! going to go enjoy the big brother version of my orange muscat dessert wine. Alcohol Content: 14.5%. PARTY TIMEEEE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE!
…. Please be quiet. You’ve woken me up twice tonight with your barking and howling. This is no easy task to accomplish since I sleep like I’m dead but you did it.
My little sister is a fuckin' boss at 12
Me: Ariane? Hey.. where are you? what are you doing?
Araine: Oh I'm reading a book... ON MY IPAD!!! I'll text you what book I'm reading.
827: Jane Krakowski singing “I See Myself In You” and “Muffin Top” 13th Annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor Celebrating Tina Fey (the-girlieshow) 30 Rock :)
All I want for Christmas...
I want for you to find some self respect. I look back on all the great times we spent together in fondness. I also remember the shit I went through, too. Until you feel “deserving” of my friendship, don’t expect me embrace you back into my life like nothing happened. Unfortunately, if you want back in my life, you’re going to have to show me you really want to be there....
Month Challenge: Day Twenty four- Something that...
I'm from Driftwood →
Month Challenge: Day twenty two- A website I’m from Driftwood is a collection of mostly coming out stories submitted by REAL HOMOS!!! :P No but for real it’s a great website. Right now the guy who started the website is traveling through all fifty states interviewing gay people from across the nation. I love it. I’m subscribed to this on my google reader and have been reading...
Skittles Vodka →
Month CHallenge: Day twenty one- a recipe I REALLY want to make and try this :)
I don’t know where I’m going. I HAVE NO IDEA what to do. It’s time to start my back up plan. INITIATING FALL BACK PLAN: COMMENCING OPERATION TROPHY HUSBAND!
Me: *trying to read the back of a movie case but realize it is out of focus* OMG!!!!! I think I need bifocals! I can only read the text from far away! :( I'm ONLY 21!!!!!
Mom: HAHAHA Sounds like you need to get married soon. Do you still talk Jon?
Dougie: i sent you an email when you want to listen to it LOL
me: oh dear hahaha you know if I wrote a book based on my life people will think I made up your character
Dougie: so there was this guy who would constantly record his voice and send me songs where his talent would only lead him to ultimate failure but i still listened anyways
I'll write you real tragic like
Like a gay judy garland
minus the dying
Month challenge: Day fifteen
A fanfic Okay I know I’m about a half an hour late but I have a good excuse. My computer is being lame so this post brought to you by me new phone via tumblr app. Okay, I’ve never read a fanfic or had the desire so I ask you to check out my favorite web comics: dinosaur comics, A Softer World, and Pictures For Sad Children. Find them on your favorite search engine. No links today loves.
Oh father of mine
Me: *goes to answer doorbell* Dad? Oh I thought it was FedEx
Dad: I guess you can call me that...because I deliver
My older brother told me and the rest of the fam bam that he and his gf/fiance are expecting. She is eleven weeks, and they find out the sex sometime in the next month. I don’t think they are ready, but baby is coming whether they are or aren’t. I may not like her, or her family very much BUT she is going to be my sister in law. I am excited to be an uncle. I am excited to have a niece...
Slut Gene? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DAY FOR SCIENCE!!!!! I guess living organisms in Arsenic are pretty cool too…. BUT NOT NEARLY AS INTERESTING!